Talk, Talk

The toilet paper was talking
to his buddy on the shelf:
I was really fat to begin with,
but now the more people
stay at home, and eat,
the thinner I get.
I’ll have to get to the core
of this…
Yeah, said the sink:
I am feeling so drained.
The soap cried, all this hand washing
is making me feel so diminished.
Enough of this, said the fan,
I am exhausted;
and shut down with a clatter.